3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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