My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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