The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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