I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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