belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
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I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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