but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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