your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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