he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
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