I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
