Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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