I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
