Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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