try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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