i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
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you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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