My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
love makes seman taste better
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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