It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I licked your asshole in confidence.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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