Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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