Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
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