Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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