allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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