he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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