party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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