I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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