Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
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soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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