I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
she told me i tasted like america
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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