Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
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