you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
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2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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