Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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