Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
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He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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