Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
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Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
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I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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