my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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