the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
