Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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