So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Is Oprah even human
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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