It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
She even gives head with a lisp.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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