these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
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My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
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the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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