summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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