i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
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Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
But theres a keg here and me gusta
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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