i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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