i already hear my dad disowning me
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
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well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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