did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
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you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Dick very happy bro
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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