i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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