brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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