i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
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she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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