there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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