we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
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Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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