My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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