This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
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I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Sorry my hands just texted you
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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