I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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