we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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