these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
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that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
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Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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