So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
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guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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