i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
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Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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