She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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